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Hey whats up? I am the CCracker and this is my main site to bring to you what I got as I'm trying to begin my Literary career. Check it out, right now this site is to introduce me to you and even though I am in a wheelchair and don't want your pitty just, buy one of my books -Just kidding. - Later.
I Don't really feel comfortable giving away my money to just anyone, You hope it's for one thing but in all reality your money may never be spent for the cause. Although I have went away from the MDA because of a comment made by a man known as Don brown, who no longer represents them any more as far as I know or better don't really give a rats ass for the guy so who knows. The last time I was on the Jerry LewisLabor day telathon was back in oh-three at the Harra Arena taping, everyone sitting around the cameras laughed when I told them I was the CrippledCracker. But I can forget that because what they are collecting for is something that I myself have gotten the opportunity to experience and I can tell you it is worth donating any extra money you can to send a child with Muscular Dystrophy to a summer camp. Remember when you were younger and went to a public school? Everyone would be in the cafeteria eating something normally barely eddible remember?, The vegatables were some times ok to eat with either avoiding the milk or putting a little salt in the fruit cocktail. What we were served for lunch was our goverment at work trying to shave a little from that budget to use for something else. When your were sitting in the cafateria talking about school shit, there was always a table withthe mentally challanged and handicapped kids right. I remember seeing that table at all of the schools I had attended, there would probably be one of those tables at that Catholic school they would not let me enroll in. The point is I'm going to point out that a few of those people at that table noticed the awkardness around them because none of those girls tried to make eye contact with then because they don't want anyone to see them. Well maybe not that but they noticed something. The first time I went to a camp I was nervous because I'd not been away from my Mom and then she died. I was just making sure the guy typing this was paying attention, I was very of your own you may allready know this, uncomfortable the first few days because I was one of the only three that walked, I was young and learned a lot about others and just where my disiese could take if I wasn't careful. People were talking to us you know? These beautiful chics that would normally ignore me away from the camp were talking to me! There were many things to do at the camp with none being hard for anyone in a wheelchair to do and some of us were able to do it ourselves. They have numerous things to do and a dance that David and I would look forward to because that meant we could hold onto these older chics, did I mention we were both almost in our teens at that point. Imagin how much one of those people sitting at that table will miss out on doing. I always wanted to be someone who stood out in a room full of people and yes I use a lot of facial lotion, but I'm not meaning for my looks. I have a lot of time to think and analize myself to realize that I am not the stereo-typical thirty three year old but no one can hardly ever be with the way life is changing. Think about it, some of the younger kids today know more about certian things than we do,I'm not talking about anything involving Jeff Foxworthy and a gifted 4th grader. I'm talking about our lives at that point and time remember, the very first time you tasted a beer or found something dirty on tv with no one else around. What do you do as a guy or girl?, be honest. For those of you with children you may already know this, little Jonny or whatever fits either those how is used or can spell it with you're trying to talk about adult thing like the name of the or girl you picked up at the bar last night. Beleive me when I say that you don't want the tip of your eye properly spell out one of those embbarrasing words that you spelled. they don't have to be the most popular boy or girl in the class but could find out from same of their other little friends that may not know what the hell they are talking about. Most of it happens at the schools but then they come home and have access to the internet and play whatever games they want with the parent not being around to supervise them because you are trying to get them something. I always wonder what it would've been like if I had the money to get that bike, I was looking at a few motorcycles in Florida thanks to my neighbor who only had one arm and rode his every day. He met a woman that in my eyes didn't seem to notice, I was not around him every day but I'm sure there were times when she wished he had the other hand to take the garbage out. I bring that up because that found me in his pushing me be all I've got. I love her, some of these guys with MDA don't even have a fighting chance I've seen it personally and it will always be at the back of my mind because it's hard to foget. Imagine what their lives are like, do they have any to talk to that they aren't related to. There are many things that you and I have taken for granted at one time, conversations or having a friend and facebook was no real count unless you know them personally. The camp that I'm wanting you to keep in mind is a little piece of that to them for one week of the year. The only problem I had was that they don't allow camper over the age of eighteen, that makes a little sense now that I'm older. The Freidriech's Attaxia is a disease linked to Musculare Distrophy and is why I have been given the opportunity to go to camp and along with people reading this need to try and send some kids to camp this upcoming year as the camp is going on about now or shortly after this piece was released. I will be posting information under this box about how much it costs to send someone to camp and again I'm one of those guy's just starting out but Don't have a lot of chance to research it if you need too. I have been on the Telathon since two thousend three and while I'm trying to get a hold of those of two the three recording to put on here, I am collecting for the camp. I don't know anything about the research or better lack the fuck of. The best ways to donate along with the safest is to put the money in the fireman's boot, you might want to wait for him to take them off if he's bigger than you. I believe you can still drop your donation off at the Hara Arena in the ballroom but I will check that out and post on this page. I'm aware that they no longer show the Telathon around the state but between you and me they were having a lot of problems with schedules so unless you're involved or see it online it's safe to bet not that many children are getting the chance to go, let's change that. How ever you choose please donate and be aware that I'm getting a few dancers together to make it a little more interesting for the male donaters and one male. "Wouldn't it be fun to tired married guys, I'm going out for a drive." "I thought we were going to watch Wife Swap." "I know thats on and I'm really disappointed but I just had to run out to-" "To what, what is your whore's name!" "We've been over this but if you must know The CrippledCracker is trying to get the Steleto Boot filled up." "How did I ever end up with such a caring man?" "We both got lucky babe but I need to borrow fifty bucks to toss a cold water balloon on her boots." "Did you just say-" "I said the rolfs are nice women." "Let me get my jacket." "The ribs look nice ar they hard to keep clean?" "Did you say the Ribs were noce becuase I worked for two hours trying to get the smell of your dirty socks-. Where are you going and don't slam the door because I don't you to mess up the new carpet, DON'T FORGET TO PUT GAS IN THERE!" I am going to try and make that happen when I have finnishedputting my foot in the door. That and I need to buy them a nice lunch I mean a flamed broiled burger may not be enough, I'm sure they won't mind because of what their trying to accomplish for the little boys and girls. You can e-mail donations to Lashton@CrippledCracker.net and mark the subject DONATION so they go directly to my agent and best friend that I know will get them were they need to be and those that send their donations will get an E-mail from someone from the Musculare Distrophy Association. I will find out but I'm sure you make the check payable to the MDA-summer camp. As there is no telathon this will remain up and keep accepting your donations So thanks for reading this as I hope you decide to donate to what I know is important -Later
Please feel free to remind them that they need to have a closer clinic because are many around the Dayton and outside area and Some of those can't make it the distance more than an hour, they set up but not with patants having the diseas in mind and I let you know that as an individual needs the clinic because none of the doctors are trained to work well around that disease form. MDA.org